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Dear Coach Belichick,
How are you? My name is Dan - I liked when you coached the Patriots. Do you remember when you won many games? Also remember when they were never nice to you and said you were a grump all the time? That's not true - I think you are nice and your press conferences were […]
Danny Dials
2 months ago
Special Report: Short King/Tall Guy Duo of the Month
Since I missed my chance to write a blog for the Short King of the Month of June (and it is now the end of July), I figured my best course of action was to try something new. So I opted to write this appreciation blog about one of my favorite short king/tall guy duos, […]
Producer Reese
26 Jul 2024
American National Politics July 2024: A Danny Dials Analysis
Not sure if you heard, but Trump got shot on Saturday - as one of the most trusted sources of media in San Francisco and arguably the nation, yes we can authenticate that this indeed did happen (Producer Reese just got back from his investigation in Pennsylvania). If you are hearing this from OneTake Media […]
Danny Dials
20 Jul 2024
9 Reasons Nate Diaz will Beat Jorge Masvidal Tonight
Straight from Producer Reese’s Twitter vault, here are some reasons why I believe Nate Diaz will beat Jorge Masvidal (@GamebredFighter via Twitter) tonight at the Honda Center down in Anaheim (Yes these tweets were repurposed from the Jake Paul fight back in August 2023).  Reason #1 why @NateDiaz209 will put down @GamebredFighter on July 6… […]
Producer Reese
6 Jul 2024
Why is Stockton the first CA city to use AI for code enforcement?
“Stockton is using artificial intelligence to combat blight and city code violations.” https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/using-ai-to-bolster-enforcement-during-officer-shortage Every city has their fair share of code violations and Stockton is certainly no exception. You see it everywhere around here; wall and sidewalk graffiti on the Miracle Mile, blight in the different residential areas, and all other sorts of zoning violations […]
Producer Reese
30 Jun 2024
The 2024 Celtics Complete One of the Greatest Runs in NBA History
The Boston Celtics are back on the mountain top as the top team in the NBA, the greatest franchise in the NBA, and one of, if not the best, program in all of professional sports (more on that later). The team completed a dominant playoff run tonight with a gentleman's sweep of the popular pick […]
Danny Dials
18 Jun 2024
Reflecting on Tall Guy Week 2024
Tall guy week capped off by this new electric custom Sartoro shirt. I take pride in the fact that we are accepting of all people here at OneTake Media Enterprises - within just our first couple of years of meteoric production as a lifestyle brand, we've had admitted pathological liars, gambling addicts, future felons (no […]
Danny Dials
12 Jun 2024
Rory McIllroy no Longer Getting Divorced Going into the US Open either Means he will win or Miss the Cut: And other US Open Storylines
So this just popped up on ESPN and I can't recall a similar situation I've seen in the world of sports: PINEHURST, N.C. -- An attorney representing four-time major champion Rory McIlroy filed a motion Tuesday to voluntarily dismiss a divorce petition that was filed on the golfer's behalf in a Florida court last month. McIlroy told The Guardian […]
Danny Dials
12 Jun 2024
This TikTok Gal Claiming She's Discriminated Against because she can't show up on time Can work for me Any Day
It can be tough to get off the blog schneid - sometimes you're seeing the ball well, the swing is on point, and you're blogging flows like snowmelt down a stream from North Lake Tahoe down to Auburn - other times there are a few too many blogs ideas for supply to keep up and […]
Danny Dials
11 Jun 2024
Team Diaz throws down Stockton Style: Brawl Erupts at Diaz-Masvidal Conference
Social media was going wild yesterday, after this viral clip of a fight between members of Team Diaz and Masvidal’s crew broke out at a press conference in Anaheim. I know that I had mentioned in my last Nate Diaz blog that the promotional tour for the Diaz-Masvidal fight was already wrapping up. However since […]
Producer Reese
9 Jun 2024
The Triple Clown - Dan talking racing and a Belmont Stakes Preview
We identify the Triple Clown, talk Belmont, and analyze Sierra Leones chances for redemption.
HellaTI
8 Jun 2024
Will the Mavericks Come out for the Second Half after that First Half Beating?
Contrary to popular belief within the walls of the OneTake Media offices, I've watched a lot of basketball in my day - and in that time, there are many great performances I've been a part of. Paul Pierce leading a comeback from down 20 in the 2002 Eastern Conference Finals, Lebron James scoring 29 of […]
Danny Dials
7 Jun 2024
The Amount of Folks Picking Dallas and Fawning All Over Kyrie Makes me VERY Confident Going into this Finals Series
The 2024 NBA Finals are about to tip in Boston - With a long layoff this week in between both series, there's been plenty of time to speculate and get the picks from the experts, and one thing has become clear: the media now loves Kyrie Irving and the Dallas Mavericks (picks today on ESPN): […]
Danny Dials
7 Jun 2024
Lodi Skydiving Instructor Found Guilty on Several Charges, Responsible for Death of Student
https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/lodi/instructor-at-embattled-lodi-skydiving-center-guilty/103-a3f523dd-4b58-491f-a1b6-8d98c9aa9b09 “Robert Pooley was indicted after one of his unauthorized students fell to his death while with a skydiving customer.” For those of you who already have a fear of heights and would never sky dive, this story might seal the deal for your phobia. For those of you who have always considered skydiving for […]
Producer Reese
6 Jun 2024
Why Cockfighting is Bad: A Book Report/Apology to the People
If you’ve been keeping up with OTM’s internal activities, then you must be aware that our last episode of OneTake Tonight was removed for violating community guidelines. And yes, it ended up being my fault. Basically, I had blogged about a local cockfighting ring that was busted and we had discussed this topic on that […]
Producer Reese
5 Jun 2024
Did Producer Reese Purposefully Post Explicit Imagery on Last Week's episode of OneTake Tonight to Continue his Internal Siege on the Company? Let's Investigate
I enjoy working with Producer Reese. He's come a long way from terrible edits in Sony Vegas Pro, absolutely nuking instagram reels by re-rendering them multiple times before publishing, living in his cellar/not going outside, and sending me large invoices for work that he never completed. But he is not an exception to one of […]
Danny Dials
4 Jun 2024
Life in the Central Valley: We F*ckin' Love our Cherries
As a proper resident of the Central Valley, it is my obligatory duty to hype up one special aspect of the 209- its agriculture. That’s right- we’re talking about our crops, farming, and appreciating the field workers who spend 12 hours a day laboring. Don’t get me wrong, Central Valley agriculture does not go unrecognized, […]
Producer Reese
2 Jun 2024
What's Going on in the 209: Local Cockfighting Ring Busted
https://fox40.com/news/local-news/san-joaquin-county/cockfight-orchard-san-joaquin-county “Deputies who responded to a call of people trespassing discovered an organized cockfight, which led to the arrest of several people and the confiscation of several roosters and other items, according to the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office.”  Now this is definitely some Central Valley shit right here. There’s nothing that brings Filipinos and […]
Producer Reese
29 May 2024
Short King of the Month - Jet Li
I won’t lie, most of my blogs towards the end of April were a little “short king” heavy, as Dan had mentioned. So after taking a slight hiatus from blogging about short kings (not really - I literally only wrote 3 blogs that weren’t related to short dudes, since then), we are back with the […]
Producer Reese
28 May 2024
CELTICS DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL ! Take Game 1 Against the Pacers in Boston
I wrote the original title to this blog after Joe Mazzulla challenged the Pascial Siakham layup that was originally called goaltending at 11:25 left in the first quarter - it read: 'Celtics Dominate Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals in Boston'. After starting the game on a 12-0 run where the Pacers looked completely […]
Danny Dials
22 May 2024
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