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Danny Dials
2 months ago
Special Report: Short King/Tall Guy Duo of the Month
Since I missed my chance to write a blog for the Short King of the Month of June (and it is now the end of July), I figured my best course of action was to try something new. So I opted to write this appreciation blog about one of my favorite short king/tall guy duos, […]
Producer Reese
2 months ago

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The second weekend of April is upon us and we are officially at the midpoint of the sneaky best stretch of sports for the year. The end of March through the first weekend of May is an onslaught of quality sporting entertainment - from March madness, to opening day baseball (I don't really watch but […]
Danny Dials
11 Apr 2024
Short King of the Month: Santa Cruz Medicinals
I’m always open for monthly nominations for the next short king of the month. Our next short king, Santa Cruz Medicinals- aka Brendan Ruh, was nominated for April’s slot and ended up successfully taking it. Now before I get into his accomplishments as a short king, I must disclose that I have no confirmed height […]
Producer Reese
9 Apr 2024
Dear Dunkin' Donuts, Keep Up the Good Work
I’m a little late to the party on this topic, but as leader of the short kings, I still wanted to pay my respects to the work that Dunkin’ is doing to further the Short King movement. For those who didn’t hear about this, Dunkin’ Donuts- a multinational coffee and doughnut company, introduced a limited […]
Producer Reese
6 Apr 2024
Fellas, this needs to be addressed #shortkingspring
I’ve seen a slew of videos like these over the past couple weeks and since we are now officially in Short King Spring, it would simply be wrong not to address them. Basically my algorithm has been favoring videos of short dudes in bars and the shenanigans that they’re up to. For this article, I […]
Producer Reese
4 Apr 2024
Ladies, here's 3 reasons why you need a Short King, this Spring
Producer Reese’s official announcement for the kickoff of Short King Spring created a lot of buzz via social media a few weeks back- so much buzz that the video had to be taken down temporarily. Nevertheless, your leader of the short kings continues to guide the way. If you didn’t know, we are officially in […]
Producer Reese
3 Apr 2024
Top 5 Potential VP Picks for RFK Jr. Tomorrow
Tomorrow in Oakland, CA independent 2024 presidential candidate Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. will be making his vice presidential nominee selection in front of his supporters and local/national media. We've heard a lot of buzz in recent weeks, let's break down the top five potential candidates we may be seeing tomorrow afternoon: 5) Andrew Yang Could […]
Danny Dials
26 Mar 2024
Automatic Bids Are the One Problem with the NCAA Tournament
Monster weekend in the world of sports, entertainment, and culture in the books - St. Patrick's Day was celebrated from San Francisco to Boston, Sammy Adams became a member of the OneTake Mafia, the leader of the short kings announced the commencement of short king spring, and the NCAA men's basketball tournament brackets came out […]
Danny Dials
18 Mar 2024
Short King of the Month: Did This Guy Just Save His Bloodline?!
This has probably got to be one of my favorite short king blog topics of all time. Several months ago, while mindlessly scrolling through Instagram, I came across this short king-related meme. It depicted a small, but muscular short king of a man next to his tall and fit redhead, muscle mommy of a girlfriend/spouse. […]
Producer Reese
13 Mar 2024
Did I just Fall in Love with Another Katie from a State that begins with the Letter 'A'? Let's Investigate.
The Trump - Biden election cycle mach 2 officially kicked off last night with the 2024 State of the Union address in Washington. The typical pomp and pageantry was in its proper form, from the introduction of the Supreme Court, to the electric MAGA outfit of Congresswoman MTG, to the now commonplace heckling of the […]
Danny Dials
9 Mar 2024
What's a Guy Gotta do to get his name in the Voter's Guide for Senate Candidates in California?
We've got election day today in the Golden State with city, state, and federal positions all up for grabs. We've got props, we've got local issues, we've got primaries, we've got general elections, you name it, it's on the ballot in San Francisco! We've probably got a recall or two, nobody loves recall elections more […]
Danny Dials
6 Mar 2024
Top 3 Company Outings of 2023: According to Producer Reese
One aspect of company culture that makes working at OneTake Media so unique (and enjoyable of course) is its company outings with the boys. Ever since its inception in January of 2023, this has been one of my favorite extracurricular activities here at OTM. For those who are unfamiliar, our company outings were the brainchild […]
Producer Reese
23 Feb 2024
Short King of the Month: George Lucas
Yes, it is that time of the month again. Here’s to another prominent director and pioneer in the film industry, George Lucas. It is very unlikely that you’ve never heard of this man, unless of course you’ve been trapped in an underground bunker for the past 5 decades. The entire Star Wars franchise, which changed […]
Producer Reese
21 Feb 2024
[Sideshow Update]: San Joaquin Sheriff's Major Sideshow Bust in Stockton
https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/stockton/sheriff-sideshow-crackdown-tactic/103-e5288b7a-f09e-428f-89f6-042c2dbd3bf6 “Deputies seized so many cars this weekend that they had to store them outside of the sheriff's office's headquarters, requiring officials to work overtime to prevent anyone from getting to the cars.” A little late to report on my end, but still some very exciting news nonetheless. For the past couple months, I have […]
Producer Reese
21 Feb 2024
The Lodi Gun Show: February 24'
This past weekend I got the chance to check out the Lodi Gun Show, or “Gun Expo,” and do some window shopping with my boys. This particular expo comes to town once or twice per year, and takes place inside the Lodi Grape Festival Grounds- the exact venue where the Lodi Grape Festival is held […]
Producer Reese
19 Feb 2024
Happy Valentine's Day from the OTM Crew
Happy Valentine's Day from all of here at OneTake Media (.com), from our part-time contributors, to those attempting to sabotage the company from within, to those who may have been former contributors who got kicked out for being arrested in 2023, and everywhere in between. While some of the boys may be wifed up this […]
Danny Dials
14 Feb 2024
The Overtime Rules Last Night were Confusing...
*still lookin good, Kyle! @ezyderaaf where is the caption capability and why does it not always pop up? The San Francisco Forty-Niners completely controlled the line of scrimmage and came out hot in last night's Super Bowl, outplaying the Chiefs in the first half. But a few miscues and tactical errors ended up as their […]
Danny Dials
12 Feb 2024
While Some are Using this Week to Party and Celebrate in Vegas, Others are Committing Heroic Acts in their Community/Super Bowl Preview
#bangbangninergang Las Vegas, Nevada has been the center of the sports world this week - it's difficult to open up any social media app from Rumble to Instagram to Twitter and not see Dana White, the Nelk Boys, and/or personal friend of the program Dave Portnoy cleaning up on the blackjack table, yukking it up […]
Danny Dials
11 Feb 2024
Getting Out-Moguled by this 11 year Old Media Reporter for NFL Network has me Questioning my Self Worth
Tonight was the Super Bowl opener in Las Vegas - lots of pomp, some pageantry, light and loose vibes as expected. The stars were out, the coaches and players made fun appearances, but this NFL network reporter Jeremiah Fennell stole the damn show. I'd seen some clips of him before, and kid reporters/interviewers are nothing […]
Danny Dials
6 Feb 2024
Jan/Feb in Stockton: Producer Reese Central Valley Update
I wrote another one of these back in October and I’ve become a sneaky fan of sharing a couple short updates in one sitting, ever since. So let’s get into it. If I recall correctly, this time of the year in Stockton is kind of the transition point from bone-chilling dry, cold weather to mildly […]
Producer Reese
2 Feb 2024
The New 49ers Stadium Anthem: A win for the Filipinos?
Was debating whether to save this topic for the next episode of OneTake Tonight, but I said “fuck it.” It’s too hype of a topic not to share via the blog. Shoutout to Danny Dials for the idea. Last week, two artists (who are also Bay Area natives) Saweetie and P-Lo dropped a new single […]
Producer Reese
31 Jan 2024
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