Does OneTake Media Need to Acquire CTESPN? Antonio Brown Files for Bankruptcy

Just a villain in the news - sad stuff out of Florida (assuming) today as multi talented U.S. citizen Antonio Brown has filed for bankruptcy, according to his own media platform CTESPN, an allusion to the fact this man does indeed have some severe mental issues based on years of traumatic force against his brain.

Some might say this is a sad day for AB, father of 7* children by 4* different women, but I would not be one of those people. In the world of social media, where attention is currency, does bankruptcy even exist? If you can develop enough engagement and enough of a following, there's no such thing as rock bottom baby! Bankruptcy just means more attention, just means more clicks on CTESPN, just means an opportunity to file for bankruptcy again, and the cycle continues until he has 15 child support payments instead of just 7. As AB's former coach and mentor Jon Gruden said in the legendary 2019 season of HBO's Hard Knocks - "You can't go broke making a profit."

This begs a bigger question to me that I don't seem to understand - what does bankruptcy mean? A lot of companies (Vice News, whatever company Adam Neumann is working on) file for bankruptcy and nothing really happens - if you're an LLC, does it negatively affect your credit? Do LLCs have credit? If you own an LLC, and it goes bankrupt, do the owners get penalized in some way? I really don't know... this is why our financial and economic system gets so thrown off course on a regular basis - all this legal mumbo jumbo instead of the guy who starts a given enterprise and failing at a given enterprise being like 'hand up, I failed, I'm off to he banned from society for now.' Feel like that makes more sense in our brains...

But back to Antonio - the big question on everybody's minds is 'what will this man do next?!' Someone of this much talent and stature has many options...

Dude could be a damn filmmaker - look at this legendary Youtube video from 5 years back. Like something out of Sundance.

Could commit to rapping full time !

Dude makes present day Biden sound like a wordsmith... 'how would I got greedy' is a phrase I may steal.

Or could even commit all of his time and efforts to sports media - talk about articulate!

Will AB coming back to the NFL?! So many options - sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom to rise like the phoenix. Give me a buzz if you want to talk offers for the company - I can pay you in Convetit Inc. stock options, BTC, and Sartoro suits - will buy up the whole company PE style if the terms can come together.

So go get 'em, Antonio! For all I know you just needed some attention on a Monday evening, but TI posted this in the company Discord about how upset he was so I knew I had to at least give some input in support of my friend - praying for this man! And still love the fact his era of Steelers always got smacked by the Patriots.

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