A Public Apology to all of Dan's Babes: I'm Sorry about the Hair

Let me start off by saying that I have been cutting Danny Dials’ hair for over a year now. I am half of the reason why the hair shows up when it needs to, especially during event coverage as well as company funded Hinge dates. The other half is just natural electricity that he possesses, I suppose. A high trim on the sides, with some thinning and layering, is usually what I do. Cutting the actual lettuce behind his head is not what I am used to doing. This being said, I will admit, I messed up kinda bad here, and would like to make a public apology (mostly to all of Dan’s babes). 

Dan's Hair Always Shows Up, When it Needs to

I, Producer Reese, would like to apologize to Danny Dials, the entire OneTake Media following, my fellow co-workers at OneTake Media, Dan’s Hinge babes, Dan’s IG babes, random babes that fall in love with Dan in public, babes in the Marina, and the babes that see Dan on our Youtube channel @onetakemediadotcom. This is an embarrassing performance by me, and I accept full responsibility for my actions. I would also like to apologize to the community of Filipino barbers that exists (especially the ones in the Bay Area), as I’ve disgraced these members of my heritage. At this point, I’ve probably lost my Filipino card, which means no entry to their parties for 1 year. But hey, these are just the consequences. 

From this day forward, I will do better when it comes to cutting Dan’s hair. This means cutting the lettuce more gently and conservatively. As you can see in the featured photo, I pretty much went ham and chopped off a good 2-3 inches. I gotta remember that his hair basically runs this company. Without that lettuce, the face of OneTakeMedia.com is in trouble. 

Let me be clear that this is not the first instance in which I messed up Dan’s hair. The first time around, I was buzzing the sides of his head with the clippers and took way too much off of one side. Later that day, Dan’s physical therapist (who also happens to be Filipino), would spot my error and call me out on it. The second time around, I cut Dan’s lettuce way too short (and basically straight across - which looked super weird). The babes REALLY weren’t happy with this. Some of them even called it a fireable offense. And then of course, this most recent instance would be the third time around. I was given three options of punishment, as decided by the people. And thankfully, most of them voted for an apology and 3 posts of gratitude for Dan - I believe.

The Second Time I messed up

This being said: here is my first post of gratitude:

I am grateful for company funded outings/dinners, as funded by Danny Dials capital. These outings promote great team bonding- even though it’s just me and Dan half of the time. I am grateful for the memories created through these experiences, especially the ones in the Marina where Dan tees his guys up to talk to the babes. I am also grateful for the company funded food which is provided, whether it’s a Burrito from Gordo’s or a meal at Pacific Cafe. Half of the time, I don't even feel like finishing the food, but I eat all of it anyway out of respect for our Head Coach/Dinner Sponsor, Danny Dials. God Bless. 

I will do better, 

Pray for me,

Producer Reese