I want to list out some of the bets that I have had so far this season:
To say the season has been "smooth sailing" to start would be... well it would a lie. I have been on the losing end of some horrible beats, head scratchers (wtf Buffalo), and bad numbers. Any person with one iota of logic would probably take this as a sign, but not this guy. I have had many of coming to god moments and empty promises to stop gambling, "if I can just get out of this hole one more time." I just gave up on the idea that I would ever be wealthy a long time ago, so this is simply a means to an end. With that said, I have two messages:
Let's bet some fucking football:
NCAAF Week 3 Card (OTM record on recorded picks 3-2 YTD)
Card:
Miss St +9.5
Washington -16.5
WVU -2.5
Fresno St -3
Jimmy Buffet died a few weeks ago (RIP). He said in his song "A Pirate Looks At Forty":
"Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late"
You know who else was a pirate and is also dead? Mike Leach (RIP). You know where Mike Leach coached before he died? True Maroon, Mississippi mother fucking State. I think you know where this is going. We will be swinging our sword just like Coach Leach taught us. I love the bulldogs catching almost 2 scores at home against a quarterback who can't throw the ball and a fat coach in a visor with a fake southern accent. I would love to meet Bryan Kelly in person, I'd give him a wedgie. He is a fucking dweeb.
This game is a single score game, which way it goes I don't know. Miss St looked awful last week against Arizona lol. But it doesn't matter, because none of this shit makes sense. Plus, the coach for Miss St keeps cussing post game and getting fined, and his teeth are messed up. I love it, it fires me up. Also, I saw this awesome fucking instagram video of Bully driving out on some sort of supped up redneck truck:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJyx_PNJH1/
This blog sucks, can't even embed IG videos. Dan owes the developer a bunch of money he can't pay which is probably why. It's a dog shit platform. Anyway, click the link it's awesome.
The last pick I have is my too easy its free money but is very square and will likely lose is:
Tennessee -5.5
This Florida team is bad. I like to be a "sharp" bettor and go against the public, but Graham Mertz easily is the worst college QB I have ever seen play. Florida is a red state, they should practice what they preach and "drain the swamp" because the Napier experiment is over.
See ya on rocky top!
TI OUT
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